Old age

Jokes

One minute you’re young, hip and carefree and the next minute you’re photographing vegetables in your garden.

two women in a restaurant

There is no such thing as a grouchy old person. The truth is once you get old, you stop being polite and start being yourself.

As you get older, you’ve got to stay positive. For example, the other day I fell down the stairs. Instead of getting upset, I just thought, “Wow, that’s the fasted I’ve come down in years!”

I was at lunch with an old friend and pointed at two elderly ladies across the room and said, “That will be us in ten years.” She replied, “That’s us in the mirror.”

The older you get, the tighter food companies are putting the lids on their jars.

Photo by Jez Timms on Unsplash

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