Statements with translations.
“Excuse me, sorry, is anyone sitting here?”
Translation: You have three seconds to move your bag before I end you.
“Not to worry.”
Translation: I will never forget this.
“Sorry?”
Translation: My I introduce myself?
“Bit wet out there…”
Translation: You’re going to need a snorkel because it’s absolutely pissing it down.
At the end of an email: “Thanks.”
Translation: This is a warning. I am perilously close to losing my temper.
“Right then, I suppose, I really should start thinking about possibly making a move.”
Translation: Bye.
“It’s fine.”
Translation: It really could not possibly get any worse, but no doubt it will do for now.
Credit to Chaitanya FX via FB
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