When the doorbell rings I always put on my coat…
When the doorbell rings I always put on my coat. Depending on who’s at the door, I am just on my way out, or have just come home.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
When you’re dead, you don’t know you are dead. The pain is left by others. The same thing happens when you’re stupid.
That moment when you have something really important to say but you’re waiting for the person who is talking to stop talking, but when they do, you forget what you wanted to say…
It’s OK to talk to yourself and answer yourself. But sad when you have to repeat what you said because you weren’t listening.
You can’t believe everything you hear – but you can repeat it.
To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential.
Those Zoom doctor appointments are not very good. Especially when your doctor has you stick your finger up your own ass and then you find out that he isn’t really a doctor and you are in the wrong meeting.
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