…comes to town
This miracle doctor claims he can cure anything – and anybody.
Everyone is impressed, except for Mr. Smith, the town grouch.
Mr. Smith makes an appointment to see this ‘miracle doctor’, just to prove that he isn’t anybody special.
He says to the doctor, “Hey doc, I have lost my sense of taste. I can’t taste nothin’. What can ya do about that?”
The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself for a while, then says to Mr. Smith, “What you need is jar number 43.”
“Jar number 43?” Mr. Smith wonders.
The assistant immediately brings said jar and the doctor asks Mr. Smith to taste it.
He tastes it and immediately spits it out. “This is gross!” he yells.
“I just restored your sense of taste, Mr. Smith. You can go,” says the doctor.
Mr. Smith goes home, livid.
One month later, Mr. Smith returns to see the doctor, along with a new problem.
“Doc,” he starts, “I can’t remember a thing!” thinking he now got the doctor for good.
The doctor again scratches his head and mumbles to himself for a little while, then yells to the assistant, “Bring jar number 43!”
Before the doctor finishes his sentence, Mr. Smith has vanished.
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