An American tourist driving across rural England…

…decided to stay the night in a small town.
The only place with rooms available was a quaint English pub “The George and Dragon” which had a lovingly painted sign with a Knight beside a defeated dragon blowing in the evening breeze.
Entering the bar room, which while empty had a roaring fire against the back wall, leather-padded booths, and a mahogany bar with brass rails, polished to a shine, they went up to the bar and asked for a room.
“Rooms cost £20 per night, we don’t accept Euros or Dollars, and you must be out by 7am tomorrow, or else you pay for both days.”
“Alright then, could I get something to eat, madam?”
“The kitchen closed at 6, and I am not going back there until 11am tomorrow, no matter what you say. Anything else?”
“Yes, could I please talk to George?”
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