Jewish classics
Moskowitz and Finkelstein were in a cafeteria drinking a cup of tea. Moskowitz studied his cup and said with a sigh, “Ah, my friend, life is like a cup of tea.”
Finkelstein considered that for a moment and said “But why is life like a cup of tea?”
Moskowitz replied, “How should I know? Am I a philosopher?”
Two Jews, Moshe and Itzik, are walking in the Ukrainian forest. In the distance, they see two local guys walking towards them.
Moishe turns to Itzik, panics, and says, “Itzik, what should we do? There’s two of them, and we’re all alone!” 1
A Jewish pessimist leans over to a Jewish optimist and says, “Man, it can’t get any worse.”
The Jewish optimist replies, “Yes it can!”
Two men are struggling in the water under a heavy, tipping lifeboat. One turns to the other and hugs him, crying, “Marvin, can you float alone?”
Marvin pushes back and says, “This is no time to discuss business!”
1) Credit thejc.com
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