I was in a store…
I was in a store using the restroom and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said, “Hi! How are you?”
Embarrassed… I said, “I’m aight!”
The voice said, “So what are you up to?”
I said, “Ummm… Just trying to handle a little private business over here!”
Then I hear, “Can I come over?”
Annoyed… I said “Excuse me?!?!”
Then the voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions!”
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