Who walks into the bar?

An onion walks into a bar.

The bartender starts crying.

The onion says, “I get that a lot.”

A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and asks, “Is this a joke?”

A philosopher walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “What’s your poison?”

The philosopher replies, “Does it matter? Reality is just an illusion.”

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