A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Airport on its final approach
The pilot comes on the intercom, “This is your Captain speaking. We’re on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you will enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay” – and forgets to switch off the intercom.
The copilot says to the pilot, “Well, skipper, whatcha gonna do in Tampa?”
“Well,” says the pilot, “first I’m gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap, then I’m gonna take that new stewardess with the huge chest out for dinner. Then I’m gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and make love to her big time all night.”
Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle trying to get a look at this new stewardess.
The stewardess is at the very back of the plane; she is so embarrassed that she starts to run down the aisle to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off.
Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady’s bag and down she goes.
The old lady leans over and says, “No need to hurry, dear. He’s gotta take a crap first.”
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