Eleven for you…
“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”
— Kurt Vonnegut (March 2015)
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
— Oscar Wilde (June 1954)
“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.”
— Jerry Seinfeld (February 1997)
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
— Phyllis Diller (November 2016)
“If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.”
— Judith Martin (September 1997)
“Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.”
— Tom Snyder (September 1998)
“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re OK, then it’s you.”
— Rita Mae Brown (December 2002)
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
— Dorothy Parker (March 2005)
“Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.”
— Leslie Nielsen (April 2007)
“When in doubt, look intelligent.”
— Garrison Keillor (April 2008)
“My only remaining addictions are
tooth picks and self-improvement.”
— Ryan Phillippe (May 2024)
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