A Belorussian says to the other, “After all that’s happening in the Crimea I will have to stop speaking Russian!” The other Belorussian says, “Why, are you scared that you will be attacked by Ukrainians if they hear you?” The first Belorussian replies, “No, but I am scared that the Russians may come to save
A Belorussian says to the other, “After all that’s happening in the Crimea I will have to stop speaking Russian!”
The other Belorussian says, “Why, are you scared that you will be attacked by Ukrainians if they hear you?”
The first Belorussian replies, “No, but I am scared that the Russians may come to save me.”
One Ukranian says to the other Ukranian: “Tell me, are the Russians friends or our brothers?”
The other replies: “They must be our brothers. You can choose your friends.”
Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fall out.
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