Kidz…

Jokes

A man complains to his neighbour, “Your son has been p****ing in the snow.” “How do you know it was my son that did it?” “He wrote his name.” “So – what’s your problem?” “It’s my daughter’s handwriting!”   A swimming pool attendant complains to a man about his son’s behaviour. “Your son’s been peeing

A man complains to his neighbour, “Your son has been p****ing in the snow.”

“How do you know it was my son that did it?”

“He wrote his name.”

“So – what’s your problem?”

“It’s my daughter’s handwriting!”

 

A swimming pool attendant complains to a man about his son’s behaviour.

“Your son’s been peeing in the pool.”

“So what’s the problem? All kids do that.”

“True, but usually not when standing on the diving board.”

 

from The Guardian comments

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