All same

The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, “I don’t like Chinese.”

“No rike Chinese?” asks the copilot, “why not?”

“You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that’s why!”

“No, no,”  the co-pilot protests, “Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.”

“Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese… doesn’t matter, you’re all alike!”

There’s a few minutes of silence. “I no rike Jews!” the copilot suddenly announces.

“Oh yeah, why not?” asks the captain.

“Jews sink Titanic!” says the co-pilot.

“What? That’s insane! Jews didn’t sink the Titanic!” exclaims the captain, “it was an iceberg!”

“Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, …nomattah…all same!”