The Newlyweds

Jokes

The newlyweds just arrived in the honeymoon suite of a Caribbean resort. She comes out of the bathroom in a bathrobe, looking gorgeous. She opens the robe and her husband stares excitedly and says, “Oh honey, let me take a picture of you!” She is puzzled: “What are you doing with a picture?” He replies,

The newlyweds just arrived in the honeymoon suite of a Caribbean resort. She comes out of the bathroom in a bathrobe, looking gorgeous. She opens the robe and her husband stares excitedly and says, “Oh honey, let me take a picture of you!”

She is puzzled: “What are you doing with a picture?”

He replies, “So I can always carry it with me, close to my heart.”

And he takes the picture.

Then be proceeds into the bathroom to get ready. When he comes back and opens his robe, she says, “I also want to take a picture!”

He replies, “So that you can always carry it with you?”

“No,” she replies, “so I can have it enlarged.”

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