An Irishman, a Dane and a German are standing at the bar.
The door opens and in walks Jesus, who joins them for a beer.
“I can heal by the laying on of hands,” he proclaims.
“Here’s my tennis elbow,” says the Irishman. Jesus lays his hand on it. “The pain’s gone!”
The Dane now walks up to Jesus and says, “Fix my neck, would you?”
Jesus heals the Dane in an instant and turns to the German.
The German retreats waving his arms and yells, “Don’t you dare touch me. I’m on sick leave for another six weeks!”
Credit to Sw Samadhi
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