An Englishman, a Scot and an Irishman are selling bibles door to door.
They made a bet who will sell the most in a day.
At the end of the day they meet up in the pub: the Englishman has sold 2, the Scot sold 3, but the Irishman, who had a terrible stutter, says, “I hhhavveee sssold ssssixty.”
The other two asked how he did it.
He says, “Wwwhen Iiiii nnnnnnknock aaaat thththe ddddooor I ssssaaayyy: Do you wwwwwant tto bbbuy a bbbbbible ooooorrr shshshould Iiii jjjust rrrread it tttto yyyyou?”
Credit goes to Aruna