Star Signs and After Sex Comments

ARIES: Okay, let’s do it again!

TAURUS: I’m hungry – pass the pizza.

GEMINI: Have you seen the remote?

CANCER: When are we getting married?

LEO: Wasn’t I fantastic?

VIRGO: I need to wash the sheets.

LIBRA: I liked it if you liked it.

SCORPIO: Perhaps I should untie you.

SAGITTARIUS: Don’t call me – I’ll call you.

CAPRICORN: Do you have a business card?

AQUARIUS: Now let’s try it with our clothes off.

PISCES: What did you say your name was again?

Credit to Max