A man gets stopped for speeding.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walks up to the Corvette, looks at his watch and says, “My shift ends in 30 minutes, and today’s Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I have never heard before, I’ll let you go.”
The old gentleman pauses for a minute and then says, “Years ago my wife ran off with a state trooper. Thought you were bringing her back.”
“Have a good day, sir,” replied the state trooper.
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