Humour — 14 October 2012

There is a statue in a park, of a nude couple.

They had been standing there quietly for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, “As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most.”

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.

After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel asks them, “Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?”

He asks her, “Shall we?”

She eagerly replies, “Oh, yes, let’s! But let’s change positions. This time, I’ll hold down the pigeon and you shit on its head.”

 

Credit to Sugit

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