Religions of the World Taoism: Shit Happens Hinduism: This shit happened before Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage Buddhism: When shit happens is it really shit? 7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturday Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it Jehova’s Witness: Knock, knock, “Shit Happens!”
Religions of the World
Taoism: Shit Happens
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage
Buddhism: When shit happens is it really shit?
7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturday
Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it
Jehova’s Witness: Knock, knock, “Shit Happens!”
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Dong
Atheism: No shit
TV Evangelism: Send more shit
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit
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