Humour — 20 June 2013

A Jewish daughter says to her mother …

“I’m divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece.”

Her mother answers,
“Now listen closely,
you’re married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
you live in an 8 bedroom mansion,
you drive a $250,000 Ferrari,
you get $2,000 a week allowance,
you take 6 vacations a year and
you want to throw all that away…
over 45 cents?”

Credit to Nura

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