Humour — 29 June 2013

A woman at home answers the phone.

Jealous husband: “My darling, where are you?”
Wife: “At home, love.”
Husband: “Are you sure?”
Wife: “Yes.”
Husband : “Turn on the blender.”
Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
Husband: “Ok my love, goodbye…”

Another day –
Jealous husband: “Precious, where are you?”
Wife: “At home, love.”
Husband: “Are you sure?”
Wife: “Yes!”
Husband: Turn on the blender.”
Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
Husband: “Ok my love, goodbye…”

The next day, the husband decides to come home without notice, and finds his son Johnny alone and asks him, “Son, where is your mother?”

Johnny: “I do not know, she went out with the blender….”

Credit to Nura

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