Humour — 21 September 2013

It was midnight and it was a cold night in Golders Green when all of a sudden a burglar alarm goes off.

The police are immediately called and surprisingly arrive just in time to catch the thief as he is leaving the jewellers with a bag full of Rolex watches and other valuable items.

When he is brought to the police station, the officer on duty immediately recognises him.

He is known as Morris the Catman.

One week later, Morris appears in Court.

“Did you have an accomplice?” the judge asks him.

“What’s an accomplice?” asks Morris.

“A partner,” replies the judge. “In other words, did you commit this crime by yourself?”

“Of course, what else?” says Morris, “Who can get reliable help these days?”

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