Humour — 13 February 2014

Q: Is Romance Dead?
A: Never!

The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their mobile phones.

The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She sent the following message:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of bloke, replied as follows:

I’m in the dunny. Please advise.