What is brown and sticky?
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s red and sits in the corner?
A naughty strawberry.
What’s yellow and invisible?
What’s the fastest thing on earth?
Milk. It’s pasteurised before you see it.
From a five year old:
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To prove it had guts.
From the same child a few years later:
What’s white, slimy and dribbles down a church spire?
The Coming of the Lord.
from The Guardian comments