Humour — 03 June 2014

What is brown and sticky?
A stick.

 

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

 

What’s red and sits in the corner?
A naughty strawberry.

 

What’s yellow and invisible?
No bananas.

 

What’s the fastest thing on earth?
Milk. It’s pasteurised before you see it.

 

From a five year old:
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To prove it had guts.

 

From the same child a few years later:
What’s white, slimy and dribbles down a church spire?
The Coming of the Lord.

from The Guardian comments

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