Humour — 03 June 2014

What is brown and sticky?
A stick.


What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.


What’s red and sits in the corner?
A naughty strawberry.


What’s yellow and invisible?
No bananas.


What’s the fastest thing on earth?
Milk. It’s pasteurised before you see it.


From a five year old:
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To prove it had guts.


From the same child a few years later:
What’s white, slimy and dribbles down a church spire?
The Coming of the Lord.

from The Guardian comments