Get your Gums off my Poppadums

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Well, you can take me and my turban to the Kathmandu,
chew my chapati, eat my vindaloo,
but when I see a Walkers, I’m a fingers and thumbs,
so get your gums off my Poppadums –
aha-ha, yeah, ya-ehe.

Well go ahead, Punka Wallah, make my day,
two tasty flavours will blow you away,
they rattle and a-roll all over your tongue,
so get your gums off my Poppadums!

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