Tony and Julie participated in a Marriage Encounter Weekend.
They listened intently while the instructor declared, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”
He addressed the men: “Can you each name and describe your wife’s favourite flower?”
Tony leaned over, touched Julie’s arm gently and whispered, “Self-raising, isn’t it?”
Thus began Tony’s life of celibacy.
Credit to Kaiyum