Off to the Pub

Jokes

A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting on his coat and hat to make his way down to the local pub. He turns to his wee wife before leaving and says, “Maggie – put your hat and coat on, lassie.” She replies, “Awe, Jock, that’s nice, are you taking me tae the pub with you?” “Nay,”

A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting on his coat and hat to make his way down to the local pub.

He turns to his wee wife before leaving and says, “Maggie – put your hat and coat on, lassie.”

She replies, “Awe, Jock, that’s nice, are you taking me tae the pub with you?”

“Nay,” Jock replies, “I’m turning the heat off while I’m out.”

 

Credit to Kaiyum

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