Jack goes to the dentist.
“That tooth has to come out,” says the dentist. “I’ll give you an injection to make sure you won’t feel any pain, and then I’ll be right back with you after about 10 minutes.”
“No, no!” cries Jack. “No injection! I can’t stand needles!”
“No problem,” says the dentist, “we’ll use laughing gas.”
“Not likely,” says Jack, “I’ll be sick for days afterwards.”
The dentist turns around and starts rummaging in a drawer.
“Here,” he says, “take this pill.”
“And what’s that?” asks Jack.
“It’s Viagra,” replies the dentist.
“That won’t take the pain away,” grumbles Jack.
“True,” says the dentist, “but at least you’ll have something to hold onto while I’m pulling the tooth!”
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