A Glass of Milk

Jokes

A tourist lies down naked in the nudist part of the English Garden in Munich.

Suddenly a bee stings him in his most noble part. It swells up terribly and turns bright red.

The tourist is very afraid and runs into a doctor’s office asking for help.

The doctor smears some ointment on the bite, but the situation is not improving. He then proposes that the tourist should stick his penis in a glass of milk (old home recipe!).

The tourist goes to his hotel, orders a glass of milk, undresses and follows the doctor’s advice.

Suddenly, a maid comes into the room to turn the sheets for the evening and starts screaming hysterically.

The tourist is annoyed and grumbles: “Have you never seen a naked man before?”

The maid answers, “Yes, but not while refuelling…”

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