A tourist lies down naked in the nudist part of the English Garden in Munich.
Suddenly a bee stings him in his most noble part. It swells up terribly and turns bright red.
The tourist is very afraid and runs into a doctor’s office asking for help.
The doctor smears some ointment on the bite, but the situation is not improving. He then proposes that the tourist should stick his penis in a glass of milk (old home recipe!).
The tourist goes to his hotel, orders a glass of milk, undresses and follows the doctor’s advice.
Suddenly, a maid comes into the room to turn the sheets for the evening and starts screaming hysterically.
The tourist is annoyed and grumbles: “Have you never seen a naked man before?”
The maid answers, “Yes, but not while refuelling…”
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