A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
“But officer,” the man begins, “I can explain.”
“Just be quiet,” snaps the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”
“But, officer, I just wanted to say…”
“And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”
A few hours later the officer looks in on his prisoner and says, “Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding… He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it,” answers the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”
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