A young medical student makes his first rounds at the hospital together with a senior doctor.
As they pass a room, he sees a man lying in bed, masturbating incessantly.
“What’s wrong with him?” asks the student.
The doctor answers,”Well, his problem is that his testicles produce far too many sperm. If he stops masturbating, they will explode.”
The student is amazed.
A little further down the hall, he looks into another room and sees a nurse lying on the patient’s bed, satisfying him orally.
“And what does he have?“ inquires the student.
The doctor replies, “Same problem, but private insurance policy.”
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