Humour — 21 February 2018

Two couples are playing cards when Jeff accidentally drops some cards on the floor.

When he bends down under the table to pick them up, he notices that Dave’s wife, Sandy, is not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hits his head on the table and emerges red-faced.

Later, when Jeff goes to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy follows him and asks coyly, “Did you see anything under the table that you liked?”

Jeff admits, “Well, yes I did.”

She says, “You can have it, but it will cost you $100.”

Jeff indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and he doesn’t, Jeff should come to their house around 2:00 pm on Friday.

Friday comes and Jeff drives to her house, arriving at 2:00 pm sharp. After paying her the $100, they go to the bedroom, have sex for a few hours and then Jeff leaves.

When Dave comes home about 6:00 PM he asks his wife, “Did Jeff come by this afternoon?”

Totally shocked, Sandy replies, “Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes.”

Next Dave asks, “Did Jeff give you $100?”

Sandy thinks, ‘Oh hell, he knows!’ – and reluctantly says, “Yes, he did give me $100.”

“Good,” says Dave.

“Jeff came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me and said that he’d stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It’s so good to have a friend you can trust.”

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