Humour — 11 November 2018

A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer.

The bartender takes one look at the drunk and says, ”I’m sorry sir, but I can’t serve you… you’ve already had too much to drink.”

The guy swears and walks out of the bar.

Five minutes later the same bloke comes flying through the side door of the bar, and yells for a beer.

Again, the bartender says, ”I’m sorry, sir… but I can’t serve you… you’ve already had too much to drink!”

Ten minutes later, the same guy comes barrel-assing through the back door of the bar, storms up to the bartender, and demands a beer.

The bartender looks sternly at the man and says, ”I’m really sorry, sir, but you’ve had too much to drink… you’re going to have to leave!”

The bloke looks quizzically at the bartender and says finally, “My God, man… just how many bars do you work at?”

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