help to mess with people’s minds.
1. Make vanilla pudding, Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
2. Wear a shirt that says, ‘Life’. Hand out lemons on the street corner.
4. Get into a crowded elevator and say, “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here today.”
5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fires with that.
6. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell, “It worked!” and run out cheering.
7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
8. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve turned into a parrot.”
10. Follow joggers around in your car blasting ‘Eye of the Tiger’ for encouragement.