Signs seen in the US of A

Jokes

Entertaining slogans…

A sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver

We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you

A sign on a blinds and curtain truck

Blind man driving.

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office

Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

In a Podiatrist’s office

Time wounds all heels.

On a Septic Tank truck

Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels.

At an Optometrist’s office

If you don’t see what you’re looking for,
you’ve come to the right place.

On a Plumber’s truck

We repair what your husband fixed.

On another Plumber’s truck

Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee

Invite us to your next blowout.

On an Electrician’s truck

Let us remove your shorts.

In a Non-smoking Area

If we see smoke,
we will assume you are on fire and
will take appropriate action.

On a Maternity Room door

Push. Push. Push.

At a Car Dealership

The best way to get back on your feet?
Miss a car payment.

Outside a Muffler Shop

No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming.

In a Veterinarian’s waiting room

Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

At the Electric Company

We would be delighted
if you sent in your payment on time.
However, if you don’t, YOU will be de-lighted.

In a restaurant window

Don’t stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up.

In the front yard of a Funeral Home

Drive carefully. We’ll wait.

In a Chicago Radiator Shop

Best place in town to take a leak.

Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank truck

Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises.

 

Thanks to Kaiyum

 

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