Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, Sister Eloise, called on her while she was sleeping.
‘Tell me Susie, who created the universe?’
When Susie didn’t stir, little Adam, who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
‘God Almighty!’ shouted Susie.
Sister Eloise said, ‘Very good,’ and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Susie, ‘Who is our Lord and Saviour?’
But Susie didn’t stir from her slumber. Once again, Adam came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
‘Jesus Christ!!!’ shouted Susie.
And Sister Eloise once again said, ‘Very good’, and Susie fell back asleep.
Finally, the Nun asked her a third question: ‘What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?’
Again, Adam didn’t hesitate for a second. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, ‘If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!’
Sister Eloise fell into a swoon.
Thanks to Kaiyum