Talking about men in a political correct way

Jokes

Now listen carefully…

Laughing man

He does not have a beer gut…

He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility. (regular guys)

 

He is not quiet…

He is a Conversational Minimalist.

 

He is not stupid…

He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.

 

He does not get lost all the time…

He discovers Alternative Destinations.

 

He is not balding…

He is in Follicle Regression.

 

He is not a cradle robber…

He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.

 

He does not get falling-down drunk…

He becomes Accidentally Horizontal.

 

He is not short…

He is Anatomically Compact.

 

He does not have a rich daddy…

He is a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion.

 

He does not constantly talk about cars…

He has a Vehicular Addiction.

 

He does not have a hot body…

He is Physically Combustible.

 

He is not unsophisticated…

He is Socially Challenged.

 

He does not eat like a pig…

He suffers from Reverse Bulimia.

 

He is not a bad dancer…

He is Overly Caucasian.

 

He does not hog the blankets…

He is Thermally Unappreciative.

 

He is not a male chauvinist pig…

He has Swine Empathy.

 

He is not afraid of commitment…

He is Monogamously Challenged.

 

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