Giovanni, visibly worried, goes to see his doctor.

After being shown to the consultation room, he desperately conveys, “Doctor Mortino, please help me! Since a couple of months I’ve been hearing this horrible whistling after I’ve had intercourse with my wife!”
Doctor Mortino coolly looks at him over the rim of his eyeglasses and says, “And what did you expect? A standing ovation?”
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