The kids…
A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, “So your mother says your prayers for you each night? That’s very commendable. What does she say?”
The little boy replied, “Thank God he’s in bed!”
A Sunday school teacher asked, “Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?”
“No,” replied Johnny. “How could he, with just two worms?”
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. “Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked.
“It sure is,” I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van.
Finally he said, “What did he do?”
A little girl had just finished her first week of school.
“I’m just wasting my time,” she said to her mother. “I can’t read, I can’t write, and they won’t let me talk!”
One day in class, an elementary teacher was arguing that Jonah’s bible story could not be true because it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being as the whale’s throat is too small.
One of the girls in class expressed disbelief and insisted that Jonah was indeed swallowed by a whale. Challenged, the teacher repeated that it’s the truth and the little girl should accept it.
The little girl then said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”
So the teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”
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