Out of cough syrup


The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

Cough syrup

The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?”

The clerk says, “Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him a large bottle of laxative.”

The owner retorts, “You idiot! You can’t treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!”

The clerk says, “Of course, you can! Look at him; he’s afraid to cough!”

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