He is everywhere

Jokes

Little Benjamin is to spend the weekend at his grandparents.

He goes into his room and stuffs all the things he wants to take with him into his little toy wagon.

Walking to his grandparents’ nearby house with his cart behind him, he comes to the steep part of the road.

He starts uphill and constantly swears, “This damn thing is so heavy…”

The village priest hears him, comes out through the garden gate and says, “You shouldn’t be swearing. God hears you. He is everywhere. He’s in the church. He’s on the sidewalk. He’s just everywhere!”

Little Benjamin asks, “Oh, is he in my cart?”

The priest smiles benevolently, “Yes, Benjamin. God is in your cart.”

Little Benjamin pulls himself up and says, “Well, tell him to get the hell out and start pulling!”

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