A very attractive young lady was sitting in a high class restaurant one evening.
Waiting for her special date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect.
So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse to check her make-up, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up.
Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red-faced, knowing everyone in the place had heard her, she turns to the waiter and demands haughtily, “Stop that!”
The waiter looks at her wryly and says, “Sure lady, which way was it headed?”