On an idle afternoon, two elderly women are chatting.
All of a sudden Ethel notices something funny about Mabel’s ear. She says, “Mabel, do you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?”
Mabel replies, “I have? A suppository?”
She pulls it out and stares at it.
Then she says, “Ethel, I’m so glad you saw this. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is.”