Redneck Bobby Ray walks into a saloon.
He carries a shotgun in one hand and a 10-litre bucket of manure in the other and says to the bartender: “I’d be fixin’ for a double whiskey!”
The bartender says: “Sure, Bobby Ray, coming right up.” He then serves him two shots of whiskey. Bobby Ray drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure into the air and blasts it with the shotgun and walks out.
Five days later, Bobby Ray returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and another bucket of manure in the other. He struts up to the bar and tells the bartender: “Reckon a whiskey would be it!”
The bar keeper says: “Whoa there Bobby Ray, we still cleaning up from the last time you were here… What was that all about, anyway?” he asked.
Bobby Ray explains cooly: “I be training for a job as government employee. Drink beer, shoot the shit, disappear for a few days, then come back and see if somebody else has cleaned up the mess I left behind…”