Can I see the baby?

Jokes

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.

baby yawning

When she was discharged from the hospital and was back home, I went to visit.

‘May I see the new baby?’ I asked.

‘Not yet,’ she said, ‘I’ll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.’

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, ‘May I see the new baby now?’

‘No, not yet,’ she said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, ‘May I see the baby now?’

‘No, not yet,’ replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, ‘Well, when can I then see the baby?’

‘When he cries!’ she told me.

‘When he cries?’ I demanded. ‘Why do I have to wait until he cries?’

‘Because I forgot where I put him, OK?’

Photo by Tim Bish on Unsplash

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