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On your birthday

Birthday cake

What kind of birthday cake is hard as a rock? Marble cake.

Why do we put candles on top of birthday cakes? Because it doesn’t work to put them on the bottom.

What’s the best thing to put into a birthday cake? Your teeth.

What’s worse than finding a bug in your birthday cake? Finding half a bug.

What happens when thieves crash a birthday party? They take the cake.

What will you do if no one comes to your birthday party? You’ll have your cake and eat it, too.

What did the teddy bear say when asked if it wanted a second piece of birthday cake? “No thank you, I’m stuffed.”

What did one candle say to the other? “Birthdays just burn me up.”

What do you call a birthday bash you throw for a dog? A ball.

Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks on their birthday? In case they get a hole in one!

What do math teachers prefer to birthday cake? Pi.

Did you hear about the risk behind birthdays? Yeah, too many can kill you.

Did you know that birthdays are good for your health? It’s a scientific fact: People who have more birthdays live longer.

What did the pirate say at his 80th birthday party? Aye matey!

What’s the best way to remember your wife’s birthday? Forget it once.

Why do kids always forget their past birthday parties? Because they’re so focused on the present.

Why don’t you want to celebrate you birthday party on the moon? It has no atmosphere.

What does every birthday end with? The letter Y.

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