A little boy wakes up three nights in a row…
…when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents’ bedroom.
Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, “Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you’re bouncing up and down on him.”
His mom is taken by surprise and says, “Oh… Well, I’m bouncing on his stomach because he’s fat and that makes him thin again.”
The boy says, “That won’t work.”
His mom asks, “Why?”
The boy replies, “Because, after you leave each day, the lady next door comes by and blows him back up!”
Photo by Jen Theodore on Unsplash
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