and is being cremated
A man dies, and as per his wishes, he’s to be cremated.
So they pop him in a coffin and into the flames he goes.
The coffin burns beautifully… but the body doesn’t.
Not a mark on him.
Bit odd — but they try again.
New coffin, back in he goes.
Same result: the coffin’s ash, but he’s still lying there like nothing happened.
“Doesn’t surprise me…,” says the widow, “he’s been on anti-inflammatories for thirty years.”
Credit: meditationfrance.com
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