A man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking parrot…
He takes the parrot home and tries to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead, the parrot just keeps swearing at him.
After a few hours of this, the man finally gets fed up and throws the parrot into the freezer to teach it a lesson.
He hears the parrot squawking and kicking for a few minutes, but then all goes quiet.
The man opens the freezer up, the parrot calmly steps out onto the man’s outstretched arm and says, “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’ll endeavor to correct my behavior.”
The man is astounded.
As he’s about to ask the parrot what’s caused this sudden change in attitude, the parrot continues, “May I ask what the turkey did?”
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